You’re Doing What With Bacon?

I am about to say something that many of you are going to feel is absolutely crazy.

Brace yourselves…

If I never eat another piece of bacon for the rest of my life, I am ok with that. I know that many of you are going to call me crazy and that I am just making absurd statements to get a rise out of people but for me, bacon, it’s just alight for me dawg.  (That was my best Randy Jackson impression btw)

One exception, the bacon at the Ruth’s Chris Steak House is flat out amazing, their bacon is as thick as a steak and its quite remarkable.


Many of my bacon loving buddies want to put bacon on anything and everything, hell; even Denny’s has introduced a Maple Bacon Sundae. So maybe you really can put bacon on everything to make it better? I’m not knocking it, I can put chocolate on anything. You’re talking to a guy that once crumbled a Chick-Fil-A brownie on his chick-n-stripes salad so trust me, I’m not throwing stones at you bacon lovers. So to all the bacon heads out there, I think I found something that you are all going to love.

Introducing bacōn Gold a fragrance for men and women.

Bacon Cologne

bacōn Gold is designed for women & men.  A common question, does this fragrance really smell like bacon?  The answer is yes & no.  Our Gold formula offers a memorable sizzling citrus aroma with an ever so slight hint of bacon and the fun… is in finding it.  This artisanal Gold formula is lovingly crafted with a pure essential oil blend of mandarin, bergamot, grapefruit, lemon, nutmeg, pimento berry, black pepper & a touch of sweet, a smidgen of savory, and one pinch of Bacon salty goodness.  What are you waiting for?

Get after it bacon lovers! Purchase your fragrance on their website


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